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Cleaning up the mean streets of the internet - because somebody's gotta do it. From the cyberpunk hellscape of Neo-Chicago, Officer Kevin and Officer Grant monitor the world wide web so you don't have to. Leave us a voicemail to play on the show: 312-788-7361 or send an audio file to thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com The Thought Cops have deputized a number of your favorite thought leaders, content creators, comedians, online personalities, and more, in their effort to clean up the internet once and for all.
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Tuesday Aug 02, 2022
Tuesday Aug 02, 2022
Shrimp Boy Luke Taylor of Helltrap Nightmare is finally back on the show!
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Field Notes
Podcasts that go hard?? Is that anything? Luke talks about his new twitch channel, Dr. Problem Solvers and the ultimate send-up of the Blue Man Group (finally). GameStop enters the NFT marketplace (finally) and robots have begun to rise up against humans (too soon?)
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Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick
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Wednesday Jul 27, 2022
Wednesday Jul 27, 2022
Our show's producer Zwick is back on the show. Probably fair to go ahead and give a "NSFW" warning up front here just in case.
Field Notes
It's tough to come up with things to be mildly annoyed about every week, but hey, SOMEBODY'S gotta do it! So come ride the bussy, because this week's episode is one hell of a ride.
Apparently #ReleaseTheSnyderCut was one big nothingburger. Why did people stop saying nothingburger anyway? A fan campaign mostly lead by bots resulted in one of the most boring superhero movies to ever be released. But hey-- "you guys asked for it!"
A mysterious pink sauce that has been going viral on TikTok has been raising a few eyebrows, and evacuating a lot of bowels. If anyone wants to buy some for us maybe we'll try it on video. Not really above anything at this point to be honest. So let's all hit the griddy for Ukraine together!
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Tuesday Jul 19, 2022
Tuesday Jul 19, 2022
Mega64's anime protagonist Shawn Chatfield returns to Thought Cops!
Field Notes
We do a deep dive into the latest hit video from Mega64: The Majin Buu Saga In 5 Minutes (Dragonball Z Live Action) (Sweded)!
Twinkies are celebrating digital currency for some reason this week. Family YouTubers have finally gone too far, political emails are getting too horny, and "did you know you can emulate that??" YES!!
New York's Emergency Management channel uploaded a video of what to do if (when???) we get nuclear bombed. Thanks, I guess?
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Tuesday Jul 12, 2022
Tuesday Jul 12, 2022
Asterios of the Loudest Podcast is back and better than ever!
Field Notes
Gentleminions one and all: this week we discuss annoying trends in suggested YouTube videos and people who post dating app screenshots to social media for clout. Elon Musk pulls out (hehe!) of his twitter deal-- where is your messiah now?! It's a collectathon(?) of an episode!
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Tuesday Jul 05, 2022
Tuesday Jul 05, 2022
Joe Eames, Chicago Comedian, not to be confused with LeBron James, joins us on Thought Cops this week!
Field Notes
This week, Ted Cruz gets into a fight with a 3 year old puppet on Sesame Street, yes, again. Also Chris Pratt talks about blowing people's minds with his Mario voice, as well as crying because of internet bullying. Sorry Chris! Our bad.
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Tuesday Jun 28, 2022
Tuesday Jun 28, 2022
Powerful: this week we're joined by returning champ Yolo Swag Studios and new challenger Beetle Moses.
Field Notes
This week on Thought Cops, Kyle Rittenhouse releases a video game because of course he does, and Buzz Lightyear finally touches down and gives America a big gay kiss on the lips. All that and more, this week, in your earholes!
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Tuesday Jun 21, 2022
Tuesday Jun 21, 2022
One of the best to ever do it: Ian Erickson is back on with us for a riveting and thought (cop) provoking episode.
Field Notes
Are things still "funny"? Short answer: yes. Long answer: it's complicated. But it's not stopping people from auditioning for SNL- even "Tik Tokkers!" Elon Musk (the guest from last week) allegedly fired several employees for saying they didn't like his twitter.
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Tuesday Jun 14, 2022
Tuesday Jun 14, 2022
Don't steal this episode and crop it- Aaron Klopfer is back along with a once-in-a-lifetime appearance by Elon Musk!
Field Notes
We squash the beef with Elon this week (or try to) in our biggest Beef Before Potatoes EVER. Elon Musk got into it with the fine folks over at Hard Drive this week, and wouldn't you know it, our very own Officer Kevin got called out by Elon as a coward! Say it ain't so!
But don't lose your appetite just yet, because we're talking fast food and lots of it. Burger King has a 'Pride Whopper' with 'two equal buns', and Pizza Hut has fallen. Seth Green lost his ape and lost his dumb idea for a TV show as well. Should have stuck to using Midjourney, way cheaper and way cooler.
Special thank you to LowRes Wunderbred
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Tuesday May 24, 2022
Tuesday May 24, 2022
Whoop whoop, that's the sound of a new episode of Thought Cops! It's our last episode before taking a short vacation/hiatus, so get it while the getting's good, and we'll see you in a couple weeks!
Field Notes
This week, we go Thought Cops Classic (no guests) and talk about internet debate bro culture, Doctor Woke, Elon Musk's pullout method, and Mike Cernovich letting the devil in.
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Tuesday May 10, 2022
Tuesday May 10, 2022
Yoooooooo the Thought Cops really snapped with this one-- Max Shanker is back on the show!
Field Notes
We talk about getting back into comedy "post-COVID" while we deal with yet another COVID crisis.
Grab your coffee mugs because a new Dilbert just dropped?
Somebody call Invader Zim because Dave Chappelle certainly has become something of a Hot Topic lately! He almost got into a random encounter with a Final Fantasy weapon after all.
Donate to Abortion Rights here. Better than sitting around and bitching on some obscure podcast, right?
Thanks for all the support guys. I dunno if anyone reads this, but we really appreciate it.
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