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Cleaning up the mean streets of the internet - because somebody's gotta do it. From the cyberpunk hellscape of Neo-Chicago, Officer Kevin and Officer Grant monitor the world wide web so you don't have to. Leave us a voicemail to play on the show: 312-788-7361 or send an audio file to thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com The Thought Cops have deputized a number of your favorite thought leaders, content creators, comedians, online personalities, and more, in their effort to clean up the internet once and for all.
Episodes

Tuesday Apr 18, 2023
Case File 299: Ranking Every N64 Game with Mark Roebuck
Tuesday Apr 18, 2023
Tuesday Apr 18, 2023
Mark Roebuck of Hard Drive fame joins us for another episode of Thought Cops to promote an upcoming article, as well as his new podcast, 50 Percent Fresh.
Field Notes
We spend basically the whole episode talking about N64 games, so you don't have to listen to us bitch about what Elon Musk did to Twitter this week. Thank god! Make sure to follow Hard Drive for when the N64 games article gets released.
We're also going on a brief hiatus to work on some behind the scenes stuff, so make sure to check out our most recent Bonus Episode and to stay up to date with us on either Patreon or Discord. See you soon for episode 300!
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Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick
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Wednesday Apr 12, 2023
Case File 298: Mind Palace with Ian Erickson
Wednesday Apr 12, 2023
Wednesday Apr 12, 2023
Enter through the doors of your Mind's Palace with this week's episode of Thought Cops, as five-timer Ian Erickson returns!
Field Notes
Check out Ian Erickson's Mind Palace in Chicago! Thursday, April 20th 2023 at 9pm.
Ian walks us through a very complex and mind-expanding series of scenarios, which tests our mettle and digs down in to the deepest depths of our characters. You, too, can do this at home by yourself, just listen to this episode as a tutorial.
Kevin gets harassed for voting, Ian tells a story about being robbed, and Grant is in the corner with a single unlit cigarette.
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Tuesday Mar 28, 2023
Case File 297: Cartoons Must Retvrn with Yolo Swag Studios
Tuesday Mar 28, 2023
Tuesday Mar 28, 2023
"Um, actually--" Just stop right there. Zach AKA Yolo Swag Studios of Cold Cuts is back on the show!
Field Notes
Zach talks to us about putting drawings on the computer and making people mad. Also doing a podcast and making people mad.
Speaking of people mad, people got really mad at Kevin this week for making an observation about cartoons. (Last time I ever do that!)
We get a whole bunch of listener voicemails asking for advice, and lots more.
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Tuesday Mar 21, 2023
Case File 296: Baby Talk with Brandon Kirkman
Tuesday Mar 21, 2023
Tuesday Mar 21, 2023
Goo goo ga ga-- just kidding around. Brandon Kirkman of Podzooky is back on the show this week.
Field Notes
What's it like to be a podcaster AND a dad?? Brandon Kirkman answers that question and many more. "Weird Comments" has a theme song now, and we try to figure out what the hell are "reddit movies" as we discuss the backlash to the Oscars this year. We also try to find out what is woke, and Jordan Peterson is getting... milked? It's more likely than you think!
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Tuesday Mar 14, 2023
Case File 295: Would You Date A Podcast Bro? with Cheesymanfredo
Tuesday Mar 14, 2023
Tuesday Mar 14, 2023
We clown around with Cheesymanfredo this week as he talks about his latest comic and much more.
Field Notes
Cheesy talks to us about his potential magnum opus, McPagliacci: A parody comic based on the 1892 opera Pagliacci, starring the McDonald Land characters.
We talk clown lore, clownsonas, clown eggs, and more.
Apparently it's a red flag to have a podcast these days? When did that happen? We also talk about one of the biggest Elon Musk owns in history. A common W of course.
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Tuesday Mar 07, 2023
Case File 294: Comedy Done Wrong with Rob Steinberg
Tuesday Mar 07, 2023
Tuesday Mar 07, 2023
Hey where are my paper clips?! Rob Steinberg, writer for The Hard Times and Hard Drive, joins us for this week's episode!
Field Notes
Dilbert has fallen. Lori is out. And landlords are demanding tips.
It's total anarchy out there. But we as Thought Cops serve to get you through these uncertain times. We talk about animatronics, Sunday funnies, and listen to some listener voicemails. Don't miss out!
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Tuesday Feb 28, 2023
Case File 293: Post-Post-Irony with Fudj
Tuesday Feb 28, 2023
Tuesday Feb 28, 2023
What the... Fudj? That's right, YouTube's own Fudj AKA Brad Waters joins us this week!
Field Notes
Brad/Fudj talks to us about taking over the Hard Drive YouTube channel. A lot of great stuff on there, surely worthy of your time, so be sure to check it out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh8OE-9ylx8
We read a lot of "weird comments" on this episode, or in this case, extremely mean comments. Hey, engagement's engagement baby. We talk about the tiktokification of streaming services and media in general, a cringey song and dance routine at an awards ceremony, and the next billion dollar social media idea: funny faces!
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Tuesday Feb 21, 2023
Case File 292: Getting Saul Goodman’d with Frank Howley
Tuesday Feb 21, 2023
Tuesday Feb 21, 2023
Who let the dogs out? I bet he's sick of hearing that one, Frank Hawley of Big Dogs Gaming, Mega64, and No Clip Video is on the show this week.
Field Notes
This week we get Saul Goodman'd, talk about video games, investigate what the folks are calling "Elongate," and introduce some fun new segments into the show. You'll have to see it (or, hear it) to believe it!
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Tuesday Feb 14, 2023
Case File 291: EarthBound Turnabout with Zion Grassl
Tuesday Feb 14, 2023
Tuesday Feb 14, 2023
Did you see what they announced during the Thought Cops Direct?! A total bombshell: Zion from Nintendo Life is a guest on the episode!
Field Notes
Luckily a Nintendo Direct happened the week of recording, so we had a lot to talk about. Well, lucky for some of us at least. New Zelda, new Pikmin, new Metroid, oh my! Do people still make this kind of joke anymore?
We also talk to Zion about his documentary "The Mother We Share - Our EarthBound Story" which is featured on his channel over at Nintendo Life. It's a great watch for fans of the series, or even for those who aren't totally familiar with it but want to know what all the hype is about. Toby Fox, the creator of Undertale, is featured, as well as Scott the Woz and many more! Check it out.
Zion also tells us when Mother 3 is coming out. But you gotta listen to the episode to find out!
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Tuesday Feb 07, 2023
Case File 290: Keyblade to the City with Martin Felshman
Tuesday Feb 07, 2023
Tuesday Feb 07, 2023
When you walk away, you don't hear me say, that Martin Felshman of Podzooky is back on the show with an AMAZING surprise. Watch this one with someone you love if you can.
Field Notes
Straight from the world of Kingdom Hearts, we have our very own Neo-Chicago themed Keyblade! That's right, once Thought Cops inevitably becomes a Disney, property you can visit the wonderful, neon-clad world of Neo-Chicago with Sora and his friends.
Probably.
Thanks again Martin! This is too cool.
We talk about Mr. Beast: the new Christ and future president of the United States. AI is a bit of a mixed bag this week. On one hand, people are getting caught watching deepfake pr0n of their friends. On the other, someone made Seinfeld into a PS1-looking, never-ending streaming prompt.
Maybe it's all bad? Probably.
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