Case File 232 with Niko

Everyone's favorite neighborhood Goth is back, Niko joins us for a new episode in Neochicago. Make sure to listen to DarkSyde Jills.

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This week, we find out who the zodiac killer is, help answer Demi Lovato's call to the PC Police when people refer to Extra Terrestrials as "Aliens," give a binky to a Barstool Sports guy at a White Sox game, and turn Superman gay. Apparently he wasn't already.

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Case File 231 with Slime da Garbage Mane

It's garbage day (we've probably made this joke already) as Slime da Garbage Mane returns once again to our fine program!

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This week we almost lost facebook and instagram- kinda? Or not really? Who the fuck knows. We do a deep and dangerous dive into the whole NFT thing and "Lazy Lions" because it's the responsible thing to do. #ROAR

We have an update on the Nirvana baby story as Dave Grohl announces they are changing the album art nearly 30 years later... All right man. Is true love shitting in matching toilets with your significant other? Listen to this episode and find out!

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Case File 230 with Anders Lee of Pod America

It's not Pod Bless America, it's Anders Lee from Pod Damn America, this week on Thought Cops!

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This week Anders helps us bid on Lindsay Lohan's Furry NFT, helps Senator Blumenthal put an end to finsta, helps Kyrsten Sinema girlboss too close to the sun, and we accidentally teach him who Nikocado Avocado is. Sorry Anders.

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Case File 229 with Adam Gilbert

This week Adam Gilbert joins us for an episode at the Thought Cops Exchange: in NeoChicago.

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This week, we talk with A̶l̶b̶u̶m̶ Adam about opening for Doug Stanhope, getting vaccinated thanks to Stewie Griffin, and casting for the Mario movie.

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Case File 228 with Sleepscience

Josh, Also Known As Sleepscience, finally joins us on an episode of the main show that isn't hidden behind a paywall! He's also helped us at numerous points with our videos, live shows, and streams. Make sure to check out his other podcasts like Untwisted and Consoomer Reports. Who knows- you might hear some familiar faces!

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This week we celebrate the 20th anniversary of "Edgemas", known to some as September 11th, and take a trip down memory lane. Steve from Blues Clues returns (from where, we wonder) with a sincere message for his fans. Activism finally gets commodified and turned into a gameshow, plus we play your listener voicemails!

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Case File 227

Updated and upgraded, this week we're introducing Thought Cops version 3.0 with a new studio and a new outlook. Featuring no guest this week, just the boys in blue, classic edition.

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This week, we regroup and refocus the show in the new studio, and hey check out this view. We finally arrest James Corden, and hate on closed captions and internet personas for two minutes.

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Case File 226 LIVE with Martin Felshman & Brandon Kirkman

Podzooky's own Martin Felshman & Brandon Kirkman join us on-stage for a live show at the Lincoln Lodge!

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Field Notes

Some real good stories this week. Well, that depends on your definition of good, and your preferred level of irony. Following the rush of Smash Bros-style videogame crossovers, none other than Martin Luther King Jr comes to Fortnite in the form of a playable historical event. The Nirvana baby (now Nirvana adult) is suing the band for using his naked likeness on their album cover 30 years ago (despite numerous publicity stunts replicating the photoshoot), and Jeopardy! is in Jeopardy.

React to this episode (only if we have the same type of phone) and let us know what you thought! Thanks to all who came to the live show, and we hope to see you at future events!

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Case File 225 with Merritt K

We enter K-Hole with Merritt K of Fanbyte this week!

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This week we are definitely being spied on by our Amazon Echo device that we voluntarily keep in the room with us. We apply some much-needed soyface cleaning lotion to tiktok for trying to lecture us on numerous, meaningless topics. OnlyFans policies get severely restricted as they crack down on sexually explicit content, the very thing that built the platform, and Danny DeVito loses his blue checkmark- oh no!

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Case File 224 with DJ Douggpound

Doug Lussenhop AKA DJ Douggpound joins the Thought Cops for an exciting new "jestermaxxed" episode this week!

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Doug helps the boys Un-Italian Anthony Cuomo, bathe all the filthy, unwashed celebrities, learn what jestermaxxing is, and talk twitter avatars and late term irony poisoning.

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Case File 223 with Andrew Shankland

Andrew Shankland is back this week for a fresh new episode of Thought Cops!

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Here it is, your black pill of the day. This week the boys keep The Offspring separated, unruly Frontier airline passengers, and the newest chapter in the Chris-Chan book that we all had wished stayed closed.

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