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Case File 258 with Max Shanker

Case File 258 with Max Shanker

May 10, 2022

Yoooooooo the Thought Cops really snapped with this one-- Max Shanker is back on the show!

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Field Notes

We talk about getting back into comedy "post-COVID" while we deal with yet another COVID crisis.

Grab your coffee mugs because a new Dilbert just dropped?

Somebody call Invader Zim because Dave Chappelle certainly has become something of a Hot Topic lately! He almost got into a random encounter with a Final Fantasy weapon after all.

Donate to Abortion Rights here. Better than sitting around and bitching on some obscure podcast, right?

Thanks for all the support guys. I dunno if anyone reads this, but we really appreciate it.

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Case File 257 with Jeremy Kaplowitz

Case File 257 with Jeremy Kaplowitz

May 4, 2022

Editor in Chief of Hard Drive and creator of The Hamlet Factory, Jeremy Kaplowitz joins the Thought Cops for another episode!

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Field Notes

Make sure to check out The Hamlet Factory!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkLeto3RZrk

This week we burn Twitter to the ground after Elon Musk purchases it, and discuss the pros and cons of marriage copyright when it comes to marrying imaginary characters.

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Case File 256 with Many Kudos

Case File 256 with Many Kudos

April 27, 2022

Where's the beef? Many Kudos of the Beef Boys and also of his own Youtube channel joins us this week!

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Field Notes

This week, Snickers announces they're keeping the dick vein on their candy bar (no we're not kidding), Tucker Carlson starts tanning his testicles because someone told him his bowtie wasn't manly enough, and Ted Cruz has sex with Mickey and Pluto. Many Kudos joins us for our most penile episode yet!

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Case File 255 with Robby Rackleff of Wham City Comedy

Case File 255 with Robby Rackleff of Wham City Comedy

April 21, 2022

Straight outta Wham City, Robby Rackleff joins us this week to talk about his upcoming film Dance Freak!

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Field Notes

This episode we really stick it to municipalities and bureaucracies, and talk choo-choos and transit twitter. Speaking of twitter, Elon Musk wants to buy it for some reason. The people who did a fan remake of Club Penguin get fucking arrested, and taxes suck, am I right folks??

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Case File 254 with Marissa and Fee of Trash Panda Comedy

Case File 254 with Marissa and Fee of Trash Panda Comedy

April 14, 2022

Chicago's very own Marissa and Fee of Trash Panda Comedy join us this week on Thought Cops!

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Field Notes

Make sure to check out the Trash Panda's youtube channel for when their pilot drops:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05Xg9wwDx0w

No video this week because of technical issues, but this week we talk about Amy Schumer's banned jokes, Coca Cola's Metaverse flavor, and school's "Furry Protocols." You're going to have to see it to believe it, which you won't, because there's no video this episode.

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Case File 253 with Mark Roebuck of Hard Drive

Case File 253 with Mark Roebuck of Hard Drive

April 5, 2022

Mark Roebuck of Hard Drive joins the fight this week! Make sure to check out everything he's written for the site HERE!

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Field Notes

This episode we talk about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock and literally nothing else for an entire episode. It's just an hour and a half's worth of in depth analysis of the trajectory, angle, societal ramifications, political takes, twitter shitposts, personal reflections, the role of violence in a civilized society, mental health concerns, wealth disparity, professional consequences, and our own personal feelings on the issue and how it relates to the culture at large from all angles. Oh yeah we also talk about Disney's Sex Mountain and the Twitch Streamers Bill of Rights and whatever else.

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Case File 252 with Brandon Kirkman

Case File 252 with Brandon Kirkman

March 29, 2022

Rev up those fryers and flush those toilets, that's right Brandon Kirkman is back on the show, in the flesh.

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Field Notes

This week we officially go goblin mode and celebrate Short King Spring, as we rip Tim Pool's hat off and expose who he REALLY is:

Bald.

Hope that joke doesn't eventually bite us in the ass.

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Case File 251 with Celia Schilling

Case File 251 with Celia Schilling

March 22, 2022

Celia Schilling from Yacht Club Games joins us this week for an episode of Thought Cops!

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Field Notes

Make sure to check out the trailer for Mina the Hollower!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3p3Yf0cink

This week we're talking Mina the Hollower, daylight savings time, PETA and the Elden Ring, Tom Brady reinvigorating the American economy, and apples or something.

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Case File 250

Case File 250

March 14, 2022

Back again, and about time too! After a short hiatus we're back for episode 250, classic style.

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Field Notes

If you haven't already, make sure to check out our appearance on Mega Strange!

https://youtu.be/2SvblQWYjYc

This week, we talk about the metaverse's police force, Kim Kardashian gives us a job, ban posters from posting, and steal Elon Musk's children. Some good guests coming up right around the corner!

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BONUS! Fire Bros – Book 22

BONUS! Fire Bros – Book 22

March 1, 2022

What's that? Free bonus content? Enjoy an episode of our Patreon-exclusive spin-off show Fire Bros - on the house! We're taking a short paid leave (mental health break), so have a taste of a little something different this week!

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Field Notes

“Fire Bros? W.T.F. is that,” you may be wondering. Well, if you donate at least $2 to us on Patreon, you’ll get access to ALL of the episodes of our spin-off show Fire Bros where we review four different pieces of media each month. Who else but the Thought Cops could determine what is and isn’t safe for public consumption? In this episode, we decide whether to burn or save some of the most hotly-contested properties around. Check out the timestamps below and find out:

"The Snyder Cut" - 2:36

Bad Trip - 48:20

Ma - 1:01:31

Private Parts - 1:16:24

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