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Case File 182 with Matt Nisbet of Not For Human Consumption
Case File 181 with Alex Ptak

Case File 181 with Alex Ptak

September 15, 2020

This week on the podcast, television's very own Alex Ptak of Pod Damn America and Ballin Out Super joins us to balance the scales of internet justice.

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Field Notes

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This week, we revisit "the line", do an essay on why there are too many video essays on youtube, and take down video game tutorials. A lot of good stuff in the news, Eric Trump thinks anime is a psyop, gender reveal parties burn down California again, Adam Corolla discovers a new crisis in masculinity, a pig tweets about harassment, and Joe Rogan starts recording his podcast in my apartment. All that and more on this episode of Thought Cops!

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Case File 180 with Donni Saphire

Case File 180 with Donni Saphire

August 31, 2020

This week, Donni Saphire, Chicago comedian extraordinaire, joins the Thought Cops to deep dish out some Chicago-style justice.

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Field Notes

This week, one of our listeners learns the hard way what happens when you cheat at a participation contest. You'll want to find out what happens.

We also fight our way through some tumultuous technical difficulties to bring you a steaming hot fresh new episode where we take down "men" and their "red flag movies," as well as outdoor comedy in general. If you expected anything less you should be ashamed of yourself.

In the news this week it looks like men have been stealing sleep from women, math is fake, Amazon develops a smart watch to tone-police and body-shame you, people cyber harass a woman on the internet for... having breasts? And, have the Thought Cops finally met their match in the twitter user "Billy Back The Blue?" Find out all this and more on this week's episode of Thought Cops!

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Case File 179 with Max Shanker

Case File 179 with Max Shanker

August 24, 2020

Never fear, this week Chicago comedian Max Shanker is here. It's been a while.

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Field Notes

Chicagoplainers and Californiaplainers alike won't like this episode, but I hope you all do. This week Max helps us segregate video games by gender, get weird at the DNC, help Marge Simpson delve into the exciting world of politics, and keep the empty nests a little bit warmer by keeping men at home with their parents for a little bit longer.

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Case File 178 with DavePretendo

Case File 178 with DavePretendo

August 17, 2020

SephirothSword57's brother DavePretendo returns to talk about all the baka bullshit on the internet this week, as well as a lot of gossip surrounding his brother recently.

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Field Notes

If you've played a video game before, chances are, you've fought a giant spider. Thanks to the new spider slider, giant spiders in video games may be a thing of the past with this latest Accessibility Option.

Ben Shapiro releases a banger this week as he covers Cardi B's WAP (Wet Ass P-Word). And he definitely is not mad about the responses to it. The peanut that will not die returns once again in another chapter of the worst Brand Twitter content of all time. Well, that wasn't on my 2020 bingo card.

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Case File 177 with Sarah Black

Case File 177 with Sarah Black

August 11, 2020

Would you and your friends listen to this podcast for $10,000? Sarah Black of Please Save Me saves the show this week!

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Field Notes

Family members giving you unsolicited advice on your content? Yeah, we've all been there.

Lunchables for adults became a subject of hot debate this week. Disney Channel's Boy Meets World reboot is anti-commonism, and apparently Ren and Stimpy are coming back. The 90s never end, do they?

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Credit to “C B” for this week's Thought Cops theme song cover, played at the end of the episode.

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Case File 176 with Ari Grabb and Asterios Kokkinos of Bento Banana 3

Case File 176 with Ari Grabb and Asterios Kokkinos of Bento Banana 3

August 6, 2020

Set your Mochiflix membership level to Platinum, because this week on the show we have Ari Grabb, creator of Bento Banana returning to promote the newest installment in the saga. Also, former guest and friend of the show Asterios Kokkinos of The Loudest Podcast does some voice acting in Bento Banana 3, and is here to promote Family Matters.

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Make sure to look for the Thought Cops Easter Egg in the newest Bento Banana!

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This is an episode you won't want to miss. Usually we edit out all the mistakes but we left them all in. What a wild ride. This episode is both an absolute nightmare and a brilliant work of postmodern art. We throw George X.L. Martin in jail for not finishing his book. We cancel Red Letter Media for their constant bullying of one of the most famous men on the planet. We choke Joe Rogan out in Jiu-Jitsu (in Minecraft) for calling video games "a waste of time." We also uncover the hidden messages that Asterios has been sneaking into every episode of Thought Cops, that if you isolate shows you the entirety of Family Matters, just like the McBain movie in the Simpsons.

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Case File 175 with Kris Wilson of Cyanide & Happiness

Case File 175 with Kris Wilson of Cyanide & Happiness

July 28, 2020

This you? Kris Wilson, co-creator of Cyanide & Happiness returns to the program in full force this week.

 

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Field Notes

The hottest new game, Gamer Girl, had it's trailer pulled from the publisher's website this week after 'disastrous reception'. Can't imagine why. Thankfully someone re-uploaded it here.

 

Amidst decades of criticism, The Washington Redskins finally change their name to the Washington Football Team. DJ Joey Gamerword decides his stagename might be a little problematic, and a petition launches to change some of the in-store branding for Trader Joe's.

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Case File 174 with Ian Erickson

Case File 174 with Ian Erickson

July 22, 2020

Now stepping up to the plate, Ian Erickson of Punching Up is back on Thought Cops for round two. Frick, now I'm confusing my sports metaphors.

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We start the episode by cutting into each other, and it turns out that we were all cake. The whole time. Overrated joke, sure, but if we have to keep dredging on throughout this stupid ass culture war go ahead and stick our heads in the oven, because fuck it.

This week we have an update on the Harper's "Cancel Culture" Letter (turns out they cancelled someone who signed it), blue checkmarks went to the Twitter version of a gulag, Taco Bell turns old menu items into cake, Goya Beans turns into a can of cake, and Cake Computers tells cakesumers not to put cake on their caketop camera, or else it will cake your cakecake. Cake.

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Case File 173 with Brandon Kirkman

Case File 173 with Brandon Kirkman

July 15, 2020

Clean your pipes and flush as loudly as you can, on the show this week we have Brandon Kirkman of the podcasts Podzooky and Desks and Dayjobs, which are all a part of the Machine Culture Collective!

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Light up the biggest weed you can and smash that play button, because we're cancelling culture and fucking memes over here. Brandon assists us in getting the CAREN Act passed, taking down toxic masculinity one giant city skyscraper at a time, flipping the Scrabble board over, and helping white country bands steal the names of black blues singers that they then turn around and sue. HEY WAIT A MINUTE. No, we're here to do the opposite of that. What's the point of this show again? Who gets punished? Are the eyes of justice as blind as the long dick of the law, constantly thrusting upward toward the sky and ejaculating all over the dark corners of the internet? Find the answer to all of those questions and more, this week on Thought Cops!

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