Thought Cops
Case File 212 with Bronwyn Isaac

Case File 212 with Bronwyn Isaac

May 11, 2021

You're the Bron dot com now, dog. This week, Bronwyn Isaac of Bad Romance Podcast calls in for an episode of our f̶i̶r̶s̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶f̶u̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶f̶u̶n̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶f̶e̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶l̶o̶o̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶v̶i̶d̶e̶o̶ podcast.

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Field Notes

We tried to do a video episode this week. It didn't work! But within the next few weeks there will be more and more of that. Until then, you get to auditorily witness our growing pains. Sorry for any technical difficulties.

But nevertheless, this week we slough through the "woke CIA" video, Bill Gates' divorce, and podcasts killing late night. Too bad we couldn't just kill Barstool Sports instead.

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Case File 211 with Ari Grabb and Lara DeFord

Case File 211 with Ari Grabb and Lara DeFord

May 4, 2021

Lights, camera, action: Ari Grabb and Lara DeFord from the Perfect Pitches podcast get deputized for an episode of Thought Cops. We were also on an episode of THEIR show too recently, so make sure to check it out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upVq7CA1x-Q

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Field Notes

This week, we uncover the plot to replace Citizen Kane with Paddington 2 as the greatest movie of all time according to the greatest movie ranking website of all time. And we did nothing to stop it.

Speaking of movies, we also do our yearly report on the Oscars, and it goes as well as any previous year has. Cancel all movies, just put us in charge.

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Case File 210 with Cripp Daddy

Case File 210 with Cripp Daddy

April 27, 2021

Cripp Daddy, aka Yung Cripp joins us this week for a delightful episode of Thought Cops to be enjoyed by all. You can follow him on Twitter, Youtube, Twitch, and catch him at a show he's performing at whenever this whole corona virus thing blows over.

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Field Notes

Scroll down 20 more pages for the ACTUAL write-up.

But anyway, this episode Yung Cripp helps us take down Disney Adults that hate wokeism, Ben Shapiro bringing his own wood to Home Depot, and showers. FINALLY. Never taking one again.

We also address the FBI being onto our "minecraft defense." Here's a refresher course if you don't know what that is:

https://youtu.be/-lwRKkXkxSg

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Case File 209 with Bruce Kesselring

Case File 209 with Bruce Kesselring

April 20, 2021

Comedian Bruce Kesselring is back again, and it's about time too. And this time, things get even CRAZIER on this episode of Thought Cops! Would you believe it, folks.

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Field Notes

This week, people STILL don't know how to google things, but at least everyone understands the assignment. This week's assignment? Locate the Mayor of Twitter, Chrissy Teigen. Success! She's back on Twitter after 3 weeks and looking to find 13 million of her closest friends.

Speaking of being back, so is Lindsay Ellis after raking Movie Bob over the coals. At least she's sorry. We should all quit twitter for a week and come back so that people write articles about it. Who cares about any of this shit.

Finally, the MyPillow guy starts a new "free speech" website named "Frank" and you'll never guess which words you're not allowed to say there.

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Case File 208 with Big Time Garbage

Case File 208 with Big Time Garbage

April 13, 2021

Brett Mercer, Blain Hill, and Bart Dangus of Big Time Garbage bring the heat in this beefy barn-burner of an episode.

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Field Notes

Release the Podas cut- we talk at length about lengthy movies and the discussion around them. Bigger is always better? According to some parts of film twitter: yes. We talk about the weird cult of personality that is the stand-up comedy scene (especially in the last year of COVID times), and too many people are talk-singing online as a form of comedy. Do a podcast and talk normal, fuck you.

Space Jam discourse is back. Again. We're sorry, okay? Coca-Cola gets cancelled, and no, Pepsi is NOT okay.

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Case File 207 with Zack (Yoloswagstudios) and Daphne of Sissy Hypno Hour

Case File 207 with Zack (Yoloswagstudios) and Daphne of Sissy Hypno Hour

April 7, 2021

Zack from Yolo Swag Studios and Sissy Hypno Hour and also Daphne from Sissy Hypno Hour join us for a fresh new episode this week! Don't forget to support em on Patreon!

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Field Notes

Starting out the episode, we get our beef before our potatoes in when we find out that Prager U is doing plagiarism against us but worse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq_L_U9tOww

April Fools, that's not plagiarism. It's just bad.

This week, we nearly had ourselves a white boy summer, but that soon got cancelled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlYtIywInYA

We also spend a decent amount of the episode talking about musicians singing songs about Satan. What fucking decade is it anymore?

Two episodes of Spongebob have been cancelled, and holy shit did Kaitlin Bennett really poop her pants that badly? How are we only just now talking about this. Anyway, it derails the show nearly as bad as the turtle picture did. You know which one.

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Case File 206 with Leslie Lee III

Case File 206 with Leslie Lee III

March 29, 2021

Thought Cops' main character of the day Leslie Lee III of the podcast Struggle Session returns!

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Field Notes

Is "cancel culture" the new "red scare"? Is Amazon's 'News Bot' reason to praise our future robot overlords? How does one become "twitter's main character of the day"? All these questions and more will be answered on this very episode.

Speaking of characters, we do a deep dive on the shrimp tail cereal guy. Don't know who that is? Too bad, you're going to find out. "Unofficial mayor of twitter" (citation needed) Chrissy Teigen quits twitter, kids vote on their top jobs when they want to grow up, and lots more. Plus, your listener voicemails!

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Case File 205 with Martin Felshman

Case File 205 with Martin Felshman

March 24, 2021

Joining us for the threepeat, Martin Felshman returns to Thought Cops! Martin hosts a kaiju-themed comedy podcast called Podzooky, which Kevin and Grant have both been on!

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Field Notes

It's been one year since the Land Beforetimes, so give yourselves a clap on the back!

Our current sitting president may or may not be a Fortnite DLC character in the flesh. Bill Burr discourse proves to be a banal topic and this will be the last time we discuss it on THIS program (Bill go on Thought Cops).

We also do a deep dive on an infographic that's gone around twitter this week: The Aggressively Bland White Dude's Watchlist.

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Case File 204 with Greg

Case File 204 with Greg

March 17, 2021

International man of mystery Greg joins us this week for another episode of Thought Cops, the spiritual successor to Film Dungeon.

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Field Notes

Women belong on the mic.

If they want to, of course. Yet only 20% of podcasters are women. We're on a mission to-

Yeah yeah, you get it.

Space Jam discourse continues into yet another week. Papa John emerges from the hyperbolic time chamber and discusses the rigid training regimen that he's gone through. Mumford and son(s) get cancelled. You had to be there I guess??

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Case File 203 with Witten

Case File 203 with Witten

March 9, 2021

Witten returns to our ye ye ass podcast- yiff yiff!

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Field Notes

We collectively lose our minds once again, but that's just the tip of the iceberg theory on this episode. Lola Bunny's cartoon womxn physique is under fire, we request a petition to let Ben Garrison reboot the Dr Seuss franchise, twitch fumbles the bag yet again, and a whole lot more.

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