Case File 191 with Berries n’ Cream

November 24, 2020

Don't let your memes be dreams, Berries n' Cream joins the scene for a new Thought Cops, uh, episode! Check out her Instagram and Youtube channel, where you can listen to Gorl Talk.

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Black Friday/Cyber Monday is coming up, why not drop by the Thought Cops Merch Store and pick something up for you or a loved one? Or even just a liked one.

Busy week this week on the Thought Cops radar. Twitter rolls out Fleets, which end up clogging the toilet of the internet. Big relieving flushing moment though was when Animal Crossing banned any form of political advertisement. Now we just need everything else to do the same. Speaking of politics, Rudy Giuliani's face melted off during a press conference this week and the image is burned into my brain. The Pope is also on trial for not being a p*dophile and liking an Instagram post of a scantily clad adult woman. Godspeed, you heterosexual teleiophile.

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Case File 190 with Ken Bone

November 16, 2020

Bad to the... "Ken" Bone? Yes, it's true, Ken Bone is on this episode.

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Gather up your mutuals and turn this episode up to 11, because this one's a barn-burner.

We do our best to understand the phenomenon known simply as the Sock Puppet Saga that happened this week. GameStop continues to have a great reputation in the public eye by offering additional labor hours to employees that will dance for them. Literally.

By government mandate, we are required to talk about Movie Bob and the selfie scandal. Jesus christ typing this out makes my finger nails peel back in embarrassment. #currentyear

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Case File 189: Thought Cops (2010)

November 10, 2020

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Case File 188 with Cameron Gillette

November 3, 2020

Comedian Cameron Gillette drops by the show to talk about his new comedy album, The Best Set I Will Ever Have, which is currently climbing up the charts on iTunes!

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Food is food, and meals are fluid. No, I'm not talking about what you threw in your vitamix this morning, I am dismantling the brunch debate. A new Borat movie released this week, and Kazakhstan said very nice. Kim Kardashian found a new way to embrace the "new normal", by simply renting out a private island for her birthday.

This episode is filled with all kinds of Shod and Freud, don't miss it!

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Case File 187 with Wes Beach

October 26, 2020

Why go to therapy when you have Thought Cops? Wes Beach joins us this week. Check out his YouTube channel for viral vidz that will certainly suit your content-related needs.

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https://youtu.be/7gfDyhJw8GU

Rest in Peace Quibi. Well, now that that's out of the way: Fuck Quibi.

Jeffrey Toobin of the New Yorker rose to fame this week for playing with his Toob on a conference call. That's GOTTA hurt! The creative director for a console that no one plays says that people who play games on stream should pay to play the games that they are giving free advertising revenue to. Maybe he should just start an OnlyFans? But hey, everyone deserves a second chance- even Jared Leto's Joker, apparently!

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Case File 186 with Anime Serbia of Kemonofriendzone

October 19, 2020

How did it start? Well, let me tell you how it's going, Kemonofriendzone's very own Anime Serbia joins Thought Cops this week to do what we do best and complain about what happened this week on Twitter.

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There's a new Reeducationing video out, make sure to watch it, share it, and subscribe.

https://youtu.be/-lwRKkXkxSg

We also have a hot new episode of Fire Bros out in the feeds right now, make sure to subscribe to our patreon for only $2 a month!

This week, cartoons are back, baby, and they're better than ever. Magical Girl Friendship Squad seems to be a hit, as everybody online seems to be talking about it. Speaking of magical girls, a famous one with green hair named Billie Eilish has been the target of a harassment campaign for, I guess, walking around outside.

Speaking of celebrities, Gal Gadot finally admitted that the celebrity "Imagine" video didn't really do anything beyond being a vapid form of slacktivism. At least they're starting to get it. Also Bill Burr told some jokes on SNL, and some people liked them and others didn't. Many opinions were had. How many times do we have to cancel this show before it goes off air?

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Case File 185 with Jake Flores

October 12, 2020

Ok boners, step down off the fence and check out Jake Flores of Pod Damn America and Why You Mad on this week's episode of Thought Cops!

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There's a new Reeducationing video, out by the time this episode goes out! Make sure to like comment and subscribe! And not just In Minecraft!

https://youtu.be/-lwRKkXkxSg

We also have a hot new episode of Fire Bros out in the feeds right now, make sure to subscribe to our patreon for only $2 a month!

This week, the long anticipated return of Ken Bone is upon us. The White Whale of the Thought Cops. He still doesn't know who to vote for.

But at least he voted. He participated. He'll make the naked celebrities in this voting PSA video very happy.

We also review a video of a parent NOT beating their kid, which has apparently pissed off a bunch of insane people on the internet that are apparently pro child abuse. Good job, twitter! Way to go.

Maybe the real child getting hit for not pausing a video game to take the trash out was the friends we made along the way? That's at least how it started. Listen to the episode to find out how it's going.

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Case File 184 with Nick Lauer

October 6, 2020

Joining us this week, storyboard artist extraordinaire Nick Lauer dons a girly Thought Cops™ squirtgun emoji and helps us squirt Malort at Twitter. Or whatever it is we do on this show. Make sure to follow him on twitter, and also instagram.

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Field Notes

If you haven't seen it already, here's our field trip video of the Meme Museum! Make sure to like and subscribe.

https://youtu.be/8U7nsQoPYK0

Check out Officer Grant's call in to the Asterios Showkkinos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2gL4fcpeMw

As I mentioned before, emojis aren't for grown men, so says Matt Walsh, and we might have to retire our 'girly' squirt gun emoji we use as an unofficial logo. Has cancel culture finally gone too far???

We also get a few follow-ups to a story we never asked for, unmask Chicago's mayor, erase CNN's garbage political cartoon, and do it while drinking literal gallons of wine.