Thought Cops
Case File 227

Case File 227

September 7, 2021

Updated and upgraded, this week we're introducing Thought Cops version 3.0 with a new studio and a new outlook. Featuring no guest this week, just the boys in blue, classic edition.

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Field Notes

This week, we regroup and refocus the show in the new studio, and hey check out this view. We finally arrest James Corden, and hate on closed captions and internet personas for two minutes.

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Case File 226 LIVE with Martin Felshman & Brandon Kirkman

Case File 226 LIVE with Martin Felshman & Brandon Kirkman

August 31, 2021

Podzooky's own Martin Felshman & Brandon Kirkman join us on-stage for a live show at the Lincoln Lodge!

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Field Notes

Some real good stories this week. Well, that depends on your definition of good, and your preferred level of irony. Following the rush of Smash Bros-style videogame crossovers, none other than Martin Luther King Jr comes to Fortnite in the form of a playable historical event. The Nirvana baby (now Nirvana adult) is suing the band for using his naked likeness on their album cover 30 years ago (despite numerous publicity stunts replicating the photoshoot), and Jeopardy! is in Jeopardy.

React to this episode (only if we have the same type of phone) and let us know what you thought! Thanks to all who came to the live show, and we hope to see you at future events!

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Case File 225 with Merritt K

Case File 225 with Merritt K

August 24, 2021

We enter K-Hole with Merritt K of Fanbyte this week!

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Field Notes

This week we are definitely being spied on by our Amazon Echo device that we voluntarily keep in the room with us. We apply some much-needed soyface cleaning lotion to tiktok for trying to lecture us on numerous, meaningless topics. OnlyFans policies get severely restricted as they crack down on sexually explicit content, the very thing that built the platform, and Danny DeVito loses his blue checkmark- oh no!

We have another live show in Chicago on August 26th at the Lincoln Lodge. Make sure to get tickets HERE!

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Case File 224 with DJ Douggpound

Case File 224 with DJ Douggpound

August 17, 2021

Doug Lussenhop AKA DJ Douggpound joins the Thought Cops for an exciting new "jestermaxxed" episode this week!

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Field Notes

Doug helps the boys Un-Italian Anthony Cuomo, bathe all the filthy, unwashed celebrities, learn what jestermaxxing is, and talk twitter avatars and late term irony poisoning.

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Case File 223 with Andrew Shankland

Case File 223 with Andrew Shankland

August 10, 2021

Andrew Shankland is back this week for a fresh new episode of Thought Cops!

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Field Notes

Here it is, your black pill of the day. This week the boys keep The Offspring separated, unruly Frontier airline passengers, and the newest chapter in the Chris-Chan book that we all had wished stayed closed.

We have another live show in Chicago on August 26th at the Lincoln Lodge. Make sure to get tickets HERE!

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Case File 222 with Kelgore Trout

Case File 222 with Kelgore Trout

August 4, 2021

We are what we pretend to be, Kelgore Trout pretends to be an internet police with us this week on Thought Cops! Make sure to check out her Youtube channel!

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Field Notes

This week, Kelgore joins the pretend cops to tackle Simone Biles Olympics discourse, the Chicago Party Aunt Netflix show, and Facebook Prayer groups.

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Case File 221 with Skylarky

Case File 221 with Skylarky

July 27, 2021

Skylarky joins the boys for a colorful new episode of Thought Cops! Make sure to subscribe to her Twitch channel!

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Field Notes

This week, the Thought Cops and the trusty deputies tackle video game immortality, Ben and Jerry's doing internet terrorism, and Emilia Clark's awesome new comic book.

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Case File 220 with Andrew Hilary

Case File 220 with Andrew Hilary

July 20, 2021

This week Andrew Hilary of The Worst Week Yet podcast joins the boys in blue and trades in his ice cream scoop for a green squirt gun.

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Field Notes

Ratio! This week we cover Twitter removing Fleets, the "Freedom Phone", and a new update on whether or not Chrissy Teigen is currently on Twitter. Spoiler alert: she's not. All that and more on this week's THOUGHT COPS!

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Case File 219 with Garrett Hunter of Mega64

Case File 219 with Garrett Hunter of Mega64

July 13, 2021

Now loading... Garrett Hunter returns to the show to talk about Mega64 going on tour, his collaboration with Slime da Garbage Mane, working on two huge Evangelion videos, and a whole hell of a lot more-- it's simply not to be missed.

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Field Notes

This week we go in on pimple popping videos and the media franchise that has spawned from them. The NYPD is under fire for funneling their budget into a stranger-danger van, eating bread is tacky, and can someone check on John Xena?

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Case File 218 with Ian Erickson

Case File 218 with Ian Erickson

July 6, 2021

Why's all the rum gone, you may be asking yourself. Well, have a seat on the bisexual couch and get Sparrow-pilled-- everything will be 100% clear when you listen to this episode with Chicago comedian Ian Erickson.

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Field Notes

This week we're all in "the studio" together and we get personal as we reflect on our flop eras and social media regrets. Football is gay, and so are couches. GETTR fails to get 'r done, and we wrap it all up by watching some videos of parrots just doing stuff, as well as listener voicemails of course.

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