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Case File 172 with Nico “ncoio”

Case File 172 with Nico “ncoio”

July 8, 2020

We spend the 4th of July podcasting instead of grilling as Nico "ncoio" joins us in celebration.

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Field Notes

This week, everyone is cancelled. It's like that movie The Purge, except it's different. Reddit, YouTube, and comedies released in the 2000's are under intense scrutiny for a litany of reasons, which you will just have to listen to the episode to find out.

A married couple wielding assault weapons on the front lawn of their McMansion goes viral, and Twitter releases a bunch of coding language changes that we wouldn't have known about if they hadn't advertised their coding language changes.

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Case File 171 with Be Nice To Me Productions

Case File 171 with Be Nice To Me Productions

June 30, 2020

Be nice to us! Alex and Alex of Be Nice To Me Productions are back this week with some exciting news for Thought Cops listeners!

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Field Notes

Kevin and Grant have starring roles in Be Nice To Me Productions' latest short film Chief Marketing Officer Job Downtown, which just released. We take a deep dive into talking about that, so consider that your homework for this week :-)

Otherwise, crime doesn't stop and it's business as usual once again. A guy sues Twitch because boobs are too sexy. No, seriously. He almost burns his house down from ejaculate. Snapchat apologizes for a Juneteenth filter which is tasteless, to put it quite lightly. Big Mouth discourse heats up this week, and a controversial article about the closing of Chicago's legendary comedy theater, iO Theater, comes to light.

Grab your himbos, get some tendies, and watch Be Nice To Me Productions' latest short film!

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Case File 170 with Danny Thompson of ShadowForks Games

Case File 170 with Danny Thompson of ShadowForks Games

June 23, 2020

E3 might be cancelled this year, but we have returning champion and Official Thought Cops Gaming Correspondent Danny "The Street 'Shadowforks'" Thompson join us for another episode of Thought Cops!

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Unironically, there's a new episode this week. We would NEVER ironically post one. This week, Danny helps us find where "the line" is in comedy and activism, as well as helps us argue better with people in the comments sections. We add a third mic to the Thought Cops, "Officer Karen," help fire Aunt Jemima from her job, and stick Spongebob back in the closet, where he belongs. Inb4 "muh childhood=ruined!!!"

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Case File 169 with Yolo Swag Studios

Case File 169 with Yolo Swag Studios

June 16, 2020

We're back! And this week we're joined by Zack (Zach? Zatch???) of Yolo Swag Studios. You can follow him on Youtube, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, just make sure you follow him!

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Did we miss anything? We might've taken a week off, but even the Simpsons couldn't have predicted what happened to the country last week. So there's a lot to catch up on.

Jake Paul gets arrested and the Thought Cops accidentally bailed him out. Oops! They also cancelled Cops and are gunning for Paw Patrol. I hope we're not next! The Looney Tunes also get their disarmed by the long dick of the state. Time for gamers to rise the fuck up.

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Case File 168 with Tyler Russo

Case File 168 with Tyler Russo

June 3, 2020

What else can be said right now? Here's some ridiculous bullshit, hope this lightens your week. Tyler Russo is back with us, we have some great discussion and much needed laughs.

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Field Notes

We talk about annoying twitter joke prompts. Ruin a podcast with one letter? Easy. Thought Bops. Funny.

Priests are on watch this week as they steal our schtick (not that one), and boredom? It stinks! We discuss the Karen spectrum, and of course, the anatomy of a turtle penis. Grimes and Elon have "updated" their offspring's name, and much more.

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Case File 167 with Aaron Klopfer

Case File 167 with Aaron Klopfer

May 26, 2020

There may be no Aaron Klop-him, but there is an Aaron Klopfer, and he's with us this week for another episode of Thought Cops!

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Lockdown is driving everyone insane, insane enough to finally attempt sucking our own dicks. Aaron finally succeeded (suck-seed-ed). We talk about lockdown, the difficulties of wanting to do anything during lockdown, oh yeah and also do the show. Two big stories this week were the Jersey E-Girl's rise to fame and then within a couple hours rise to infamy. We also witness the world's first deergasm and wish that we hadn't. Please make it stop.

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Case 166 with Sirancha and Niko of Darksyde Jills

Case 166 with Sirancha and Niko of Darksyde Jills

May 19, 2020

What's this, a crossover episode? Sirancha and Niko from Darksyde Jills join the battle this week on Thought Cops!

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This episode, we finally put an end to bodyshaming. Again. For like the fifth time or something. We pop a couple caps into the new Cal-Arts Toucan Sam, and take Chrissie Teigen's twitter account away from her.  This is how we win.

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Case 165 with Grant Duffrin of Shrek Retold and Shrekfest

Case 165 with Grant Duffrin of Shrek Retold and Shrekfest

May 13, 2020

Don't lean in, listen in! Grant Duffrin from Shrek Retold, Shrekfest, and the3gi fame joins the fight, this week on Thought Cops!

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In this week's action-packed Thought Cops adventure, we reveal a new story arc. We're going to be in the next iteration of Shrek Retold! We also make fun of Elon Musk and his new kid Missingno., have an in-depth conversation about posture and masculinity, and help manspreading cross over into the realm podcasting.

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Case File 164 with Zwick

Case File 164 with Zwick

April 28, 2020

Sit back, relax, and pop open a bag of Corn Nuts, because Commissioner Zwick the Editor is here for the newest Thought Cops episode.

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Field Notes

As depressing as this lockdown has been, we can always rely on Tom Hanks to buy us all typewriters and, donate his blood to science? I always knew he was a superhero.

Tom Hanks can't save all of us though. This big baby the internet keeps bullying, for instance. Or this one. Some of these jokes really only work if you click the links, but that doesn't mean I'm going to stop.

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Case File 163 with Jeremy Kaplowitz of Hard Drive

Case File 163 with Jeremy Kaplowitz of Hard Drive

April 21, 2020

Your cool friends might've all already heard this one, but send it to them anyway! Jeremy Kaplowitz, Editor in Chief of Hard Drive joins the fight this week! Jeremy is also the Campaign Manager of Ace Watkins, the Gamer President, and has his own podcast, The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! Show.

 

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Who censors the censorers is this week's big question, and as always the answer is us. Disney is censoring your favorite (or not so favorite) movies left and right, removing women's asses or turning washing machines into pizza ovens. Have they no shame? Have they no decency? Anyway, we're here to set em straight and put nipples on their butts.

We also collectively cringed ourselves into an early death at the viewing of the abomination that is "Charmander," and now you all have to witness it too. You're welcome.

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