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Cleaning up the mean streets of the internet - because somebody's gotta do it. From the cyberpunk hellscape of Neo-Chicago, Officer Kevin and Officer Grant monitor the world wide web so you don't have to. Leave us a voicemail to play on the show: 312-788-7361 or send an audio file to thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com The Thought Cops have deputized a number of your favorite thought leaders, content creators, comedians, online personalities, and more, in their effort to clean up the internet once and for all.
Episodes
Wednesday May 04, 2022
Wednesday May 04, 2022
Editor in Chief of Hard Drive and creator of The Hamlet Factory, Jeremy Kaplowitz joins the Thought Cops for another episode!
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Field Notes
Make sure to check out The Hamlet Factory!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkLeto3RZrk
This week we burn Twitter to the ground after Elon Musk purchases it, and discuss the pros and cons of marriage copyright when it comes to marrying imaginary characters.
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Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick
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Wednesday Apr 27, 2022
Wednesday Apr 27, 2022
Where's the beef? Many Kudos of the Beef Boys and also of his own Youtube channel joins us this week!
Field Notes
This week, Snickers announces they're keeping the dick vein on their candy bar (no we're not kidding), Tucker Carlson starts tanning his testicles because someone told him his bowtie wasn't manly enough, and Ted Cruz has sex with Mickey and Pluto. Many Kudos joins us for our most penile episode yet!
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Thursday Apr 21, 2022
Thursday Apr 21, 2022
Straight outta Wham City, Robby Rackleff joins us this week to talk about his upcoming film Dance Freak!
https://youtu.be/PsdxrUI8SGc
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Field Notes
This episode we really stick it to municipalities and bureaucracies, and talk choo-choos and transit twitter. Speaking of twitter, Elon Musk wants to buy it for some reason. The people who did a fan remake of Club Penguin get fucking arrested, and taxes suck, am I right folks??
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Thursday Apr 14, 2022
Thursday Apr 14, 2022
Chicago's very own Marissa and Fee of Trash Panda Comedy join us this week on Thought Cops!
Field Notes
Make sure to check out the Trash Panda's youtube channel for when their pilot drops:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05Xg9wwDx0w
No video this week because of technical issues, but this week we talk about Amy Schumer's banned jokes, Coca Cola's Metaverse flavor, and school's "Furry Protocols." You're going to have to see it to believe it, which you won't, because there's no video this episode.
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Tuesday Apr 05, 2022
Tuesday Apr 05, 2022
Mark Roebuck of Hard Drive joins the fight this week! Make sure to check out everything he's written for the site HERE!
Field Notes
This episode we talk about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock and literally nothing else for an entire episode. It's just an hour and a half's worth of in depth analysis of the trajectory, angle, societal ramifications, political takes, twitter shitposts, personal reflections, the role of violence in a civilized society, mental health concerns, wealth disparity, professional consequences, and our own personal feelings on the issue and how it relates to the culture at large from all angles. Oh yeah we also talk about Disney's Sex Mountain and the Twitch Streamers Bill of Rights and whatever else.
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Tuesday Mar 29, 2022
Tuesday Mar 29, 2022
Rev up those fryers and flush those toilets, that's right Brandon Kirkman is back on the show, in the flesh.
Field Notes
This week we officially go goblin mode and celebrate Short King Spring, as we rip Tim Pool's hat off and expose who he REALLY is:
Bald.
Hope that joke doesn't eventually bite us in the ass.
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Tuesday Mar 22, 2022
Tuesday Mar 22, 2022
Celia Schilling from Yacht Club Games joins us this week for an episode of Thought Cops!
Field Notes
Make sure to check out the trailer for Mina the Hollower!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3p3Yf0cink
This week we're talking Mina the Hollower, daylight savings time, PETA and the Elden Ring, Tom Brady reinvigorating the American economy, and apples or something.
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Monday Mar 14, 2022
Monday Mar 14, 2022
Back again, and about time too! After a short hiatus we're back for episode 250, classic style.
Field Notes
If you haven't already, make sure to check out our appearance on Mega Strange!
https://youtu.be/2SvblQWYjYc
This week, we talk about the metaverse's police force, Kim Kardashian gives us a job, ban posters from posting, and steal Elon Musk's children. Some good guests coming up right around the corner!
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Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick
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Tuesday Mar 01, 2022
Tuesday Mar 01, 2022
What's that? Free bonus content? Enjoy an episode of our Patreon-exclusive spin-off show Fire Bros - on the house! We're taking a short paid leave (mental health break), so have a taste of a little something different this week!
Field Notes
“Fire Bros? W.T.F. is that,” you may be wondering. Well, if you donate at least $2 to us on Patreon, you’ll get access to ALL of the episodes of our spin-off show Fire Bros where we review four different pieces of media each month. Who else but the Thought Cops could determine what is and isn’t safe for public consumption? In this episode, we decide whether to burn or save some of the most hotly-contested properties around. Check out the timestamps below and find out:
"The Snyder Cut" - 2:36
Bad Trip - 48:20
Ma - 1:01:31
Private Parts - 1:16:24
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Tuesday Feb 22, 2022
Tuesday Feb 22, 2022
Big day for people who love Mega64, Derrick Acosta is back on Thought Cops alongside Johnny Weiss, and we're talking Mega Strange, Mega64 Version 4.1, and tons of crazy other stuff that's happening this week.
Field Notes
Make sure to check out our appearance on Mega Strange!
https://youtu.be/2SvblQWYjYc
Derrick and Johnny don the deputy badge this week and we take down Snoop Dogg for smoking a drug, we give John Dimaggio a raise for voicing Bender for the 48th reboot of Futurama, and we shove every Disney adult into the geodesic dome of Storyliving, where they can never, ever leave.
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