This week, Snickers announces they're keeping the dick vein on their candy bar (no we're not kidding), Tucker Carlson starts tanning his testicles because someone told him his bowtie wasn't manly enough, and Ted Cruz has sex with Mickey and Pluto. Many Kudos joins us for our most penile episode yet!
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