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Cleaning up the mean streets of the internet - because somebody's gotta do it. From the cyberpunk hellscape of Neo-Chicago, Officer Kevin and Officer Grant monitor the world wide web so you don't have to. Leave us a voicemail to play on the show: 312-788-7361 or send an audio file to thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com The Thought Cops have deputized a number of your favorite thought leaders, content creators, comedians, online personalities, and more, in their effort to clean up the internet once and for all.
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Monday Nov 16, 2020
Monday Nov 16, 2020
Bad to the... "Ken" Bone? Yes, it's true, Ken Bone is on this episode.
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Field Notes
Gather up your mutuals and turn this episode up to 11, because this one's a barn-burner.
We do our best to understand the phenomenon known simply as the Sock Puppet Saga that happened this week. GameStop continues to have a great reputation in the public eye by offering additional labor hours to employees that will dance for them. Literally.
By government mandate, we are required to talk about Movie Bob and the selfie scandal. Jesus christ typing this out makes my finger nails peel back in embarrassment. #currentyear
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Tuesday Nov 10, 2020
Tuesday Nov 10, 2020
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Tuesday Nov 03, 2020
Tuesday Nov 03, 2020
Comedian Cameron Gillette drops by the show to talk about his new comedy album, The Best Set I Will Ever Have, which is currently climbing up the charts on iTunes!
Field Notes
Food is food, and meals are fluid. No, I'm not talking about what you threw in your vitamix this morning, I am dismantling the brunch debate. A new Borat movie released this week, and Kazakhstan said very nice. Kim Kardashian found a new way to embrace the "new normal", by simply renting out a private island for her birthday.
This episode is filled with all kinds of Shod and Freud, don't miss it!
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Monday Oct 26, 2020
Monday Oct 26, 2020
Why go to therapy when you have Thought Cops? Wes Beach joins us this week. Check out his YouTube channel for viral vidz that will certainly suit your content-related needs.
Field Notes
Rest in Peace Quibi. Well, now that that's out of the way: Fuck Quibi.
Jeffrey Toobin of the New Yorker rose to fame this week for playing with his Toob on a conference call. That's GOTTA hurt! The creative director for a console that no one plays says that people who play games on stream should pay to play the games that they are giving free advertising revenue to. Maybe he should just start an OnlyFans? But hey, everyone deserves a second chance- even Jared Leto's Joker, apparently!
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Monday Oct 19, 2020
Monday Oct 19, 2020
How did it start? Well, let me tell you how it's going, Kemonofriendzone's very own Anime Serbia joins Thought Cops this week to do what we do best and complain about what happened this week on Twitter.
Field Notes
There's a new Reeducationing video out, make sure to watch it, share it, and subscribe.
https://youtu.be/-lwRKkXkxSg
We also have a hot new episode of Fire Bros out in the feeds right now, make sure to subscribe to our patreon for only $2 a month!
This week, cartoons are back, baby, and they're better than ever. Magical Girl Friendship Squad seems to be a hit, as everybody online seems to be talking about it. Speaking of magical girls, a famous one with green hair named Billie Eilish has been the target of a harassment campaign for, I guess, walking around outside.
Speaking of celebrities, Gal Gadot finally admitted that the celebrity "Imagine" video didn't really do anything beyond being a vapid form of slacktivism. At least they're starting to get it. Also Bill Burr told some jokes on SNL, and some people liked them and others didn't. Many opinions were had. How many times do we have to cancel this show before it goes off air?
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Monday Oct 12, 2020
Monday Oct 12, 2020
Ok boners, step down off the fence and check out Jake Flores of Pod Damn America and Why You Mad on this week's episode of Thought Cops!
Field Notes
There's a new Reeducationing video, out by the time this episode goes out! Make sure to like comment and subscribe! And not just In Minecraft!
https://youtu.be/-lwRKkXkxSg
We also have a hot new episode of Fire Bros out in the feeds right now, make sure to subscribe to our patreon for only $2 a month!
This week, the long anticipated return of Ken Bone is upon us. The White Whale of the Thought Cops. He still doesn't know who to vote for.
But at least he voted. He participated. He'll make the naked celebrities in this voting PSA video very happy.
We also review a video of a parent NOT beating their kid, which has apparently pissed off a bunch of insane people on the internet that are apparently pro child abuse. Good job, twitter! Way to go.
Maybe the real child getting hit for not pausing a video game to take the trash out was the friends we made along the way? That's at least how it started. Listen to the episode to find out how it's going.
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Tuesday Oct 06, 2020
Tuesday Oct 06, 2020
Joining us this week, storyboard artist extraordinaire Nick Lauer dons a girly Thought Cops™ squirtgun emoji and helps us squirt Malort at Twitter. Or whatever it is we do on this show. Make sure to follow him on twitter, and also instagram.
Field Notes
If you haven't seen it already, here's our field trip video of the Meme Museum! Make sure to like and subscribe.
https://youtu.be/8U7nsQoPYK0
Check out Officer Grant's call in to the Asterios Showkkinos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2gL4fcpeMw
As I mentioned before, emojis aren't for grown men, so says Matt Walsh, and we might have to retire our 'girly' squirt gun emoji we use as an unofficial logo. Has cancel culture finally gone too far???
We also get a few follow-ups to a story we never asked for, unmask Chicago's mayor, erase CNN's garbage political cartoon, and do it while drinking literal gallons of wine.
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Wednesday Sep 30, 2020
Wednesday Sep 30, 2020
Returning friend of the show Lakembra of Hard Men Working Hard joins us this week for a fresh exciting episode of Thinking Detectives.
Field Notes
If you haven't seen it already, here's our field trip video of the Meme Museum! Make sure to like and subscribe.
https://youtu.be/8U7nsQoPYK0
Also check out our appearance on Drink Beer and Play a Game's Power Hour Podcast:
https://youtu.be/9M0MYrLpgjU
We also have a hot new episode of Fire Bros out in the feeds right now, make sure to subscribe to our patreon for only $2 a month!
This week we cover the Fartlander/Ween wedding, gamers getting their rights trampled, a few new Van Morrison songs, and a story we never ever wanted to touch. All that and more on this week's episode.
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Thursday Sep 24, 2020
Thursday Sep 24, 2020
Matt Nisbet, Not For Human Consumption
Field Notes
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Tuesday Sep 15, 2020
Tuesday Sep 15, 2020
This week on the podcast, television's very own Alex Ptak of Pod Damn America and Ballin Out Super joins us to balance the scales of internet justice.
Field Notes
Thanks to everyone who has subscribed to our Twitch Channel, we've recently just hit our first payout! If you have Amazon prime you can subscribe for free!
This week, we revisit "the line", do an essay on why there are too many video essays on youtube, and take down video game tutorials. A lot of good stuff in the news, Eric Trump thinks anime is a psyop, gender reveal parties burn down California again, Adam Corolla discovers a new crisis in masculinity, a pig tweets about harassment, and Joe Rogan starts recording his podcast in my apartment. All that and more on this episode of Thought Cops!
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