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Cleaning up the mean streets of the internet - because somebody's gotta do it. From the cyberpunk hellscape of Neo-Chicago, Officer Kevin and Officer Grant monitor the world wide web so you don't have to. Leave us a voicemail to play on the show: 312-788-7361 or send an audio file to thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com The Thought Cops have deputized a number of your favorite thought leaders, content creators, comedians, online personalities, and more, in their effort to clean up the internet once and for all.
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Tuesday Sep 14, 2021
Tuesday Sep 14, 2021
Josh, Also Known As Sleepscience, finally joins us on an episode of the main show that isn't hidden behind a paywall! He's also helped us at numerous points with our videos, live shows, and streams. Make sure to check out his other podcasts like Untwisted and Consoomer Reports. Who knows- you might hear some familiar faces!
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Field Notes
This week we celebrate the 20th anniversary of "Edgemas", known to some as September 11th, and take a trip down memory lane. Steve from Blues Clues returns (from where, we wonder) with a sincere message for his fans. Activism finally gets commodified and turned into a gameshow, plus we play your listener voicemails!
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Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick
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Tuesday Sep 07, 2021
Tuesday Sep 07, 2021
Updated and upgraded, this week we're introducing Thought Cops version 3.0 with a new studio and a new outlook. Featuring no guest this week, just the boys in blue, classic edition.
Field Notes
This week, we regroup and refocus the show in the new studio, and hey check out this view. We finally arrest James Corden, and hate on closed captions and internet personas for two minutes.
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Tuesday Aug 31, 2021
Tuesday Aug 31, 2021
Podzooky's own Martin Felshman & Brandon Kirkman join us on-stage for a live show at the Lincoln Lodge!
https://youtu.be/rVakhimKRrU
Field Notes
Some real good stories this week. Well, that depends on your definition of good, and your preferred level of irony. Following the rush of Smash Bros-style videogame crossovers, none other than Martin Luther King Jr comes to Fortnite in the form of a playable historical event. The Nirvana baby (now Nirvana adult) is suing the band for using his naked likeness on their album cover 30 years ago (despite numerous publicity stunts replicating the photoshoot), and Jeopardy! is in Jeopardy.
React to this episode (only if we have the same type of phone) and let us know what you thought! Thanks to all who came to the live show, and we hope to see you at future events!
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Tuesday Aug 24, 2021
Tuesday Aug 24, 2021
We enter K-Hole with Merritt K of Fanbyte this week!
Field Notes
This week we are definitely being spied on by our Amazon Echo device that we voluntarily keep in the room with us. We apply some much-needed soyface cleaning lotion to tiktok for trying to lecture us on numerous, meaningless topics. OnlyFans policies get severely restricted as they crack down on sexually explicit content, the very thing that built the platform, and Danny DeVito loses his blue checkmark- oh no!
We have another live show in Chicago on August 26th at the Lincoln Lodge. Make sure to get tickets HERE!
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Tuesday Aug 17, 2021
Tuesday Aug 17, 2021
Doug Lussenhop AKA DJ Douggpound joins the Thought Cops for an exciting new "jestermaxxed" episode this week!
We have another live show in Chicago on August 26th at the Lincoln Lodge. Make sure to get tickets HERE!
https://youtu.be/Ub9WuJje_1A
Field Notes
Doug helps the boys Un-Italian Anthony Cuomo, bathe all the filthy, unwashed celebrities, learn what jestermaxxing is, and talk twitter avatars and late term irony poisoning.
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Tuesday Aug 10, 2021
Tuesday Aug 10, 2021
Andrew Shankland is back this week for a fresh new episode of Thought Cops!
https://youtu.be/I3u86z1X3d0
Field Notes
Here it is, your black pill of the day. This week the boys keep The Offspring separated, unruly Frontier airline passengers, and the newest chapter in the Chris-Chan book that we all had wished stayed closed.
We have another live show in Chicago on August 26th at the Lincoln Lodge. Make sure to get tickets HERE!
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Wednesday Aug 04, 2021
Wednesday Aug 04, 2021
We are what we pretend to be, Kelgore Trout pretends to be an internet police with us this week on Thought Cops! Make sure to check out her Youtube channel!
https://youtu.be/RzJUvlc1jhQ
Field Notes
This week, Kelgore joins the pretend cops to tackle Simone Biles Olympics discourse, the Chicago Party Aunt Netflix show, and Facebook Prayer groups.
We have another live show in Chicago on August 26th at the Lincoln Lodge. Make sure to get tickets HERE!
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Tuesday Jul 27, 2021
Tuesday Jul 27, 2021
Skylarky joins the boys for a colorful new episode of Thought Cops! Make sure to subscribe to her Twitch channel!
https://youtu.be/OC-sFUWw1eo
Field Notes
This week, the Thought Cops and the trusty deputies tackle video game immortality, Ben and Jerry's doing internet terrorism, and Emilia Clark's awesome new comic book.
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Tuesday Jul 20, 2021
Tuesday Jul 20, 2021
This week Andrew Hilary of The Worst Week Yet podcast joins the boys in blue and trades in his ice cream scoop for a green squirt gun.
Field Notes
Ratio! This week we cover Twitter removing Fleets, the "Freedom Phone", and a new update on whether or not Chrissy Teigen is currently on Twitter. Spoiler alert: she's not. All that and more on this week's THOUGHT COPS!
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Tuesday Jul 13, 2021
Tuesday Jul 13, 2021
Now loading... Garrett Hunter returns to the show to talk about Mega64 going on tour, his collaboration with Slime da Garbage Mane, working on two huge Evangelion videos, and a whole hell of a lot more-- it's simply not to be missed.
Field Notes
This week we go in on pimple popping videos and the media franchise that has spawned from them. The NYPD is under fire for funneling their budget into a stranger-danger van, eating bread is tacky, and can someone check on John Xena?
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