Konnichiwa! You're tuning into Thought Cops radio scanner channel 69.6. Officer Kevin is currently radioing into the show in the middle of an undercover reconnaissance mission in Neo-Toyko 3 to investigate the horrors that video games are plaguing upon the public discourse this week.
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Like we mentioned, Officer Kevin had to go to Japan this week after Nintendo was found to be using disability slurs in a video game's song. In retaliation, we destroy a young gaming journalist's career. We also go across the pond to France, because people won't stop sharing vacation pictures on social media after a church burned down. So we had to go in and burn all the social media company headquarters down. That's at least one of the reasons why Reddit isn't working today.