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Cleaning up the mean streets of the internet - because somebody's gotta do it. From the cyberpunk hellscape of Neo-Chicago, Officer Kevin and Officer Grant monitor the world wide web so you don't have to. Leave us a voicemail to play on the show: 312-788-7361 or send an audio file to thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com The Thought Cops have deputized a number of your favorite thought leaders, content creators, comedians, online personalities, and more, in their effort to clean up the internet once and for all.
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Tuesday Nov 30, 2021
Tuesday Nov 30, 2021
We go where no podcast has gone before (probably): back, to the past. That's right folks, we're listening to our very first episode, grinning and bearing our way through it, with lots of commentary and laughs along the way. This one's gonna be a liiiittle bit different, methinks!
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February 2017: The Year Of Our Lord. Donald Trump had just entered the white house, people were punching nazis, Ken Bone had entered the scene, and Thought Cops Begins. Pre-Zwick, pre-Discord News, pre-Niko, pre-reliable technological equipment. We sat down with a phone on our desk and riffed. A lot of this is finding our footing, and finding out what did or didn't work. You'll hear us cringe at our past selves, and also find out how right we didn't even know we were at times.
The more things change, often the more they stay the same. This was a weird experience for us, not only personally, but on a large cultural scale. So join us for this trip down memory lane, as we rapidly approach 5 years of Thought Cops. God damn.
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Tuesday Nov 23, 2021
Tuesday Nov 23, 2021
Zwick is back on the show, so, apologies ahead of time. Hey look, we're all wearing visors.
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This week, just like the Queen, we enter a new phase. Phase 2. Also, Brass Against pisses directly onto a fan, the Staples Center becomes the Cash 4 Gold Arena, and Sesame Street is disinvited from CPAC. Not again!
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Tuesday Nov 16, 2021
Tuesday Nov 16, 2021
G'day, this week Lakembra from the Hard Men Working Hard joins us for another fantastic episode of Thought Cops Down Under.
Field Notes
This week, Youtube takes away thumbs downing videos, U.S. Representative Paul Gosar posts cringe, and Ted Cruz fights with Big Bird to see who has a bigger hand up their ass.
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Tuesday Nov 09, 2021
Tuesday Nov 09, 2021
This week Doplex of the First Podcast and the Beef Boys joins the Thought Cops to "accidentally" have our green squirtguns go off on your pet Lazy Lion.
Field Notes
This week we uncover the internet's plot to destroy Chris Pratt's reputation after he's been cast as the new voice of Garfield. He's doing everything he can to keep that from happening. We also dive deeper into the world of NFTs.
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Tuesday Nov 02, 2021
Tuesday Nov 02, 2021
Be nice to them, Alex and Jenni of Be Nice To Me Productions join the boys for a new episode!
Field Notes
This week we quit via text for the whole world to see, dive further into Facebook's metaverse, and take climate change advice from a bunch of frickin' dinosaurs.
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Tuesday Oct 26, 2021
Tuesday Oct 26, 2021
Turn your volume up so it bothers your neighbors, Jonathan Shannon is on this week to help police these mean internet streets.
Field Notes
This week, Bill Maher is trending again for who cares, a teacher does an insane racist dance to teach kids math, Harambe is back again and it's about time too, TikTok is giving teenagers tics, and Facebook is reinventing VRChat by creating a "metaverse."
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Tuesday Oct 19, 2021
Tuesday Oct 19, 2021
Everyone's favorite neighborhood Goth is back, Niko joins us for a new episode in Neochicago. Make sure to listen to DarkSyde Jills.
Field Notes
This week, we find out who the zodiac killer is, help answer Demi Lovato's call to the PC Police when people refer to Extra Terrestrials as "Aliens," give a binky to a Barstool Sports guy at a White Sox game, and turn Superman gay. Apparently he wasn't already.
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Tuesday Oct 12, 2021
Tuesday Oct 12, 2021
It's garbage day (we've probably made this joke already) as Slime da Garbage Mane returns once again to our fine program!
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This week we almost lost facebook and instagram- kinda? Or not really? Who the fuck knows. We do a deep and dangerous dive into the whole NFT thing and "Lazy Lions" because it's the responsible thing to do. #ROAR
We have an update on the Nirvana baby story as Dave Grohl announces they are changing the album art nearly 30 years later... All right man. Is true love shitting in matching toilets with your significant other? Listen to this episode and find out!
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Tuesday Oct 05, 2021
Tuesday Oct 05, 2021
It's not Pod Bless America, it's Anders Lee from Pod Damn America, this week on Thought Cops!
Field Notes
This week Anders helps us bid on Lindsay Lohan's Furry NFT, helps Senator Blumenthal put an end to finsta, helps Kyrsten Sinema girlboss too close to the sun, and we accidentally teach him who Nikocado Avocado is. Sorry Anders.
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Tuesday Sep 28, 2021
Tuesday Sep 28, 2021
This week Adam Gilbert joins us for an episode at the Thought Cops Exchange: in NeoChicago.
Field Notes
This week, we talk with A̶l̶b̶u̶m̶ Adam about opening for Doug Stanhope, getting vaccinated thanks to Stewie Griffin, and casting for the Mario movie.
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