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Cleaning up the mean streets of the internet - because somebody's gotta do it. From the cyberpunk hellscape of Neo-Chicago, Officer Kevin and Officer Grant monitor the world wide web so you don't have to. Leave us a voicemail to play on the show: 312-788-7361 or send an audio file to thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com The Thought Cops have deputized a number of your favorite thought leaders, content creators, comedians, online personalities, and more, in their effort to clean up the internet once and for all.
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Tuesday Feb 15, 2022
Tuesday Feb 15, 2022
You've made a terrible choice, this week we have Cybershell on to talk about some blue cartoon rat. Take a listen!
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Field Notes
This week we go fast through M&M's child slavery lawsuit, NPR's race war against the Simpsons, Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard live in a literal pigsty, and we talk about the pros and cons of Sonic the Hedgehog.
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Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick
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Thursday Feb 10, 2022
Thursday Feb 10, 2022
Going where no podcast has gone before: Asterios and Srirancha of The Loudest Podcast team up with the Thought Cops to bring you the first podcast ever recorded inside of the Metaverse! We're not kidding.
Field Notes
This is an episode that needs to be seen to be believed! So make sure to check out the video component if you can. If not enjoy the chaos! Sorry about the technical difficulties, hope it's still a good episode!
https://youtu.be/9YVcMEvKqfA
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Wednesday Feb 02, 2022
Wednesday Feb 02, 2022
Don't steal this podcast, because Jeremy Montez is on it this week and we want you to listen and also give us the credit we deserve for having originally done it.
Field Notes
This week we're talking sexy M&Ms and the people that want to frick them, Peter Dinklage kicking Snow White in the shins, and we finally arrest Jimmy Fallon for his NFTs and throw away the key.
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Tuesday Jan 25, 2022
Tuesday Jan 25, 2022
When imposter is sus, we have on the creator of Among Us Girl herself, Mimiyori, on this week's Thought Cops! Make sure to follow her on Twitter, Instagram, Youtube, and everywhere else Amogus is. Whatever that means.
Field Notes
This week, Mimiyori helps us figure out who's imposter amongus by scrapping the terrible Elmo sketch on SNL, scamming crypto bros out of $3 million, and cancelling Jordan Peterson. Finally, I don't have to listen to him sing about rainbows anymore.
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Tuesday Jan 18, 2022
Tuesday Jan 18, 2022
We get real, we get weird, and we get sick. This week we're joined this week by Doejenggles of the podcast Real Weird Sickos and Doejenggles: the YouTube channel!
Field Notes
Not all podcasters wear capes. Well, some do apparently. I guess there’s superhero podcasts now? The MyPillow guy has information that will put the entire country in jail, and the Oscars will have a host? Wow! So consumerpunk.
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Tuesday Jan 11, 2022
Tuesday Jan 11, 2022
Here to drink PBR and eat ass and we're all out of PBR, R.L. Cruz of the American Nerds podcast joins us this week for a fresh and clean episode of Thought Cops.
Field Notes
This week we take down copyright law, internet cynicism, calling fictional movies documentaries, compare drinking PBR to eating ass, shop at Metaverse Walmart, and finally put an end to the ridiculous Nirvana "Nevermind" lawsuit. You know which one.
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Tuesday Jan 04, 2022
Tuesday Jan 04, 2022
This week the CDC made us have on Max from SBN3, SoBroRadio, and Class of 09 for an episode.
Field Notes
This week the CDC says that everyone that works at DoorDash has to deliver food, Lindsay Ellis has to stop being a person, and NFTs have to have a tv show on Apple TV.
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Tuesday Dec 21, 2021
Tuesday Dec 21, 2021
Drink a Beer and Play a Game is BACK on the show where we drink a malört and record a podcast.
Field Notes
This week we start a petition to end all petitions, unhitch the trailer for I guess movie and video game trailers, ban prominent twitch streamers for using the word cr*cker, and bring Stan Lee back from the dead to shill NFTs.
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Tuesday Dec 14, 2021
Tuesday Dec 14, 2021
The Bone is back. Ken Bone returns to Thought Cops.
Field Notes
After listening back to our very first episode recently, and realizing that Ken Bone was our VERY first topic on the show- you know we had to do it to em, we had to have Ken Bone back! And if you like this episode, as Ken requested, please consider donating to the St. Patrick Center which helps shelter the homeless and those in need.
Moving on to far, far less important topics: Grimes wrote a break-up song about El*n Musk. So sad. But love perseveres - in the Metaverse!
Apparently COVID is spread more by "loud talkers" (has Curb covered this yet?) and the virus itself is being turned into a song, which is then turned into an NFT, which is then turned into profit-- how cool!
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Tuesday Dec 07, 2021
Tuesday Dec 07, 2021
This week, Jab50Yen of Funny Rave, Youtube Thumbnails, Community Manager of The Living Tombstone, as well as Twitter, Youtube, and Bandcamp, joins the Thought Cops for a fresh winter episode!
Field Notes
This week, we get "At" Jack Dorsey to resign from Twitter, invest money we would've spent on a house on a new NFT cartoon, kill each other over a couple bucks in Mr. Beast's Squid Game, and get Chris Cuomo whacked from his job at CNN. Marone!
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