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Cleaning up the mean streets of the internet - because somebody's gotta do it. From the cyberpunk hellscape of Neo-Chicago, Officer Kevin and Officer Grant monitor the world wide web so you don't have to. Leave us a voicemail to play on the show: 312-788-7361 or send an audio file to thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com The Thought Cops have deputized a number of your favorite thought leaders, content creators, comedians, online personalities, and more, in their effort to clean up the internet once and for all.
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Tuesday Jul 06, 2021
Tuesday Jul 06, 2021
Why's all the rum gone, you may be asking yourself. Well, have a seat on the bisexual couch and get Sparrow-pilled-- everything will be 100% clear when you listen to this episode with Chicago comedian Ian Erickson.
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Field Notes
This week we're all in "the studio" together and we get personal as we reflect on our flop eras and social media regrets. Football is gay, and so are couches. GETTR fails to get 'r done, and we wrap it all up by watching some videos of parrots just doing stuff, as well as listener voicemails of course.
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Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick
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Tuesday Jun 29, 2021
Tuesday Jun 29, 2021
What's that? Free bonus content? Enjoy an episode of our Patreon-exclusive spin-off show Fire Bros - on the house! We're taking a breather after last week's live show, so have a taste of a little something different this week!
Field Notes
“Fire Bros? W.T.F. is that,” you may be wondering. Well, if you donate at least $2 to us on Patreon, you’ll get access to ALL of the episodes of our spin-off show Fire Bros where we review four different pieces of media each month. Who else but the Thought Cops could determine what is and isn’t safe for public consumption? In this episode, we decide whether to burn or save some of the most hotly-contested properties around. Check out the timestamps below and find out:
The Last Dance - 8:56
Bug Fables - 36:30
Death To 2020 - 59:25
Tickled - 1:21 :42
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Tuesday Jun 22, 2021
Tuesday Jun 22, 2021
Nature has healed- Thought Cops live shows are back! Our dear friend Aaron Klopfer joins us on-stage at the Lincoln Lodge to discuss some of the most pressing matters on the internet.
Field Notes
Batman doesn’t eat pussy, Jeffrey Toobin returns to television after a rather vulnerable moment on a zoom call, someone proposes to their sweetie via skywriting and has to include a Joe Rogan meme, and “Men’s Guide To Shorts This Summer”? We’ll be the judge of that. Join us on this hero’s journey full of cameo appearances, surprises, laughs, and lots more.
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Tuesday Jun 08, 2021
Tuesday Jun 08, 2021
Keeby, renouned author of Epic Gamer Comics joins us on this week's Thought Cops! Make sure to follow him on Newgrounds and also maybe Youtube.
https://youtu.be/8XaDBcMXqY8
Field Notes
This week, deputy Keeby helps us take on the video game rumormill, joke ruiners, and pandering corporations. We also toss cuffs on Paddington 2 for no longer being the greatest movie ever, millenials for not returning back to their shitty jobs, and whatever the fuck the Ellie KKKemper story is. We still don't know.
If you're in the Chicago area on June 18th, we're having our first post-apocalyptic live show at the Lincoln Lodge at 11pm. Click HERE to buy tickets!
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Tuesday Jun 01, 2021
Tuesday Jun 01, 2021
Niko from DarkSyde Jills joins us today for the first of many live video episodes of Thought Cops!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZmkhVPYZdk
Field Notes
This week, we use the long emoji squirtgun of the law against the Powerpuff Girls reboot script that was leaked, John Cena for calling Taiwan a country with Disney's fist up his ass, Kevin Spacey for his new film role as a pedophile hunter, and Eve Fartlow.
If you're in the Chicago area on June 18th, we're having our first post-apocalyptic live show at the Lincoln Lodge at 11pm. Click HERE to buy tickets!
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Tuesday May 25, 2021
Tuesday May 25, 2021
This week we’re joined by Luke Flip of Podzooky for a fresh, hot, ready to serve Thought Cops episode!
Field Notes
This week, Luke helps us book people who don’t understand humor online, the extra dudes on James Rolfe’s youtube channel, and also the entire City of Chicago’s clerk’s office for not keeping better databases. In addition to that we do cancel culture at The Guardian for saying that Shrek is bad and learn what satire is and how it relates to Joe Rogan.
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Wednesday May 19, 2021
Wednesday May 19, 2021
This episode is hotter than a pack of Pokémon cards in a Target store- AnimeSerbia of KEMONOFRIENDZONE joins us once again!
Field Notes
I am in the middle of carrying a podcast episode about to close it out, and my bra-less wife brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane. So how is your day going?
Like stealing candy from a baby? Pokémon cards are impossible to find anymore due to scalpers. The Mighty Might Bosstones released a song for the ages, and, hoo boy. Well, you'll just have to listen.
Elon Musk gets in hot water with... Italians? Something new every week with this MF, I swear. All this and a whole lot more- don't miss it!
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Tuesday May 11, 2021
Tuesday May 11, 2021
You're the Bron dot com now, dog. This week, Bronwyn Isaac of Bad Romance Podcast calls in for an episode of our f̶i̶r̶s̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶f̶u̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶f̶u̶n̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶f̶e̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶l̶o̶o̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶v̶i̶d̶e̶o̶ podcast.
Field Notes
We tried to do a video episode this week. It didn't work! But within the next few weeks there will be more and more of that. Until then, you get to auditorily witness our growing pains. Sorry for any technical difficulties.
But nevertheless, this week we slough through the "woke CIA" video, Bill Gates' divorce, and podcasts killing late night. Too bad we couldn't just kill Barstool Sports instead.
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Tuesday May 04, 2021
Tuesday May 04, 2021
Lights, camera, action: Ari Grabb and Lara DeFord from the Perfect Pitches podcast get deputized for an episode of Thought Cops. We were also on an episode of THEIR show too recently, so make sure to check it out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upVq7CA1x-Q
Field Notes
This week, we uncover the plot to replace Citizen Kane with Paddington 2 as the greatest movie of all time according to the greatest movie ranking website of all time. And we did nothing to stop it.
Speaking of movies, we also do our yearly report on the Oscars, and it goes as well as any previous year has. Cancel all movies, just put us in charge.
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Tuesday Apr 27, 2021
Tuesday Apr 27, 2021
Cripp Daddy, aka Yung Cripp joins us this week for a delightful episode of Thought Cops to be enjoyed by all. You can follow him on Twitter, Youtube, Twitch, and catch him at a show he's performing at whenever this whole corona virus thing blows over.
Field Notes
Scroll down 20 more pages for the ACTUAL write-up.
But anyway, this episode Yung Cripp helps us take down Disney Adults that hate wokeism, Ben Shapiro bringing his own wood to Home Depot, and showers. FINALLY. Never taking one again.
We also address the FBI being onto our "minecraft defense." Here's a refresher course if you don't know what that is:
https://youtu.be/-lwRKkXkxSg
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