Case File 99 with Charlotte Sartre aka Goth Charlotte

Strap on and strap in, the Thought Cops are joined by adult performer Charlotte Sartre this week, AKA Goth Charlotte! Show her some love by supporting her on OnlyFans.com. And you can always support us by:

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Charlotte tells us about all of the "C-words" in her line of work, and how it's just best in general not to be a total C-word. We agree. We also talk about how "Top ___ Of The Year" lists give us fleeting purpose in this crazy world. After all, we haven't made any progress in the last 10 years.

Louis CK is back in the news. We're tired of talking about him. So instead we'll focus our energy on the Monterey Bay Aquarium and their calculated takedown of an innocent otter who may or may not have a weight problem but is beautiful no matter what because all otters are beautiful. We also learn that otter means something else, too.

"PewDiePie attacks Lilly Singh with 'Big Chungus' meme."

Again, we haven't made any progress in the last 10 years.

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We'll see you next time for Episode 100. Thanks everyone.